One ex-football player Kwame Harris, exposed his homosexuality over a plate of rice. The other, current football players Chris Culliver, exposed his lack of education over … I am not sure what.
Kwame Harris’ homosexuality came out in a way that he can’t have really wanted or appreciated but, hey, stuff happens. He must be wondering why he and his ex-boyfriend didn’t simply order another plate of rice (the dispute that ended up outing Kwame Harris happened over soy sauce poured on a plate of rice) but one suspects that he is also relieved his gay secret it out. The truth tends to set you free.
Now, as for big-toothed but empty-mind Chris Culliver, he must be wondering how he arrived in 2013 without really getting an education. The time he spent in tattoo parlors could have been better spent learning something about humanity.
Culliver’s team has rapped his knuckles for his ignorant comments – he is already playing with homosexual players he doesn’t know even by his own reasoning, so for him to suppose that gay players are roaming the locker room waiting to see him naked is dumb – and I can assure you he will be issuing clarifications left, right and center before the weekend is out.
Unfortunately for poor Chris Culliver, his San Francisco 49ers will still not win the Super Bowl.
Go Baltimore, go!
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- Niners’ Culliver apologizes for anti-gay remarks (espn.go.com)
