Ok, possums, if you are going to pose naked in front of a mirror and/or post pictures for all to view, here are a few pointers:
Remove all the clutter in front of the mirror – else, duh, it will detract from your work of art.
Clean the mirror – please.
Remove hand towels or overused underwear from view. Yes, you are a slovenly slob, but that’s not the point you wish to make with your IPhone picture, is it?
So you live in a pig sty, alright. But do you really want everyone to know about it? Clean up your room.
On the toilet?!! How ghetto is that? Tsst.
Are you sure you really want to put your moobs (man boobs) and the layers of flab out there? If in doubt about what you look like without clothes on, look at the picture below and take a second look at yourself in front of your mirror.