Images – “Eric Green’s penis” makes it to the internet

Is it him? Eric Green is not new to controversy. He recently settled a sodomy case involving a transvestite

I have asked this question once before.

Why do they do it?

Usually, when you are desperate, need attention are down on your luck and feel you have no options left, you take off your clothes and post the pictures on the internet.

Of course, it used to be that famous figures who took off their clothes used to do it in front of professional photographers who took tasteful, artistic pictures of them for posterity. Ex-NFL player, turned actor, Jim Brown, took some of these - obviously posed, quite tasteful if you ask me, and they are still not quite in the “embarrassing” realm 30 years or so later.

Nowadays … it is a whole different ball game, with all you need being a phone camera. So, it seems Eric Green, formerly of the Arizona Cardinals and a number of other gridiron teams, has pictures of his [very impressive] manhood on display in front of the mirror, and in front of our very eyes. This is a family blog so the real deal has had to be smudged out. I have that literary Nobel Prize to think of please.

Nonetheless, I have to wonder aloud … again. If you are already reasonably well remunerated and famous, why would you want to post dick pictures of yourself on the internet?

Greg Oden claimed that he did it because a woman sent him her nude pictures and he felt it wouldn’t be cool not to “reciprocate.” Sounds like a reasonable explanation … except that Greg Oden was better known in America so he had more to lose.

Jamie Foxx … I love Jamie Foxx and … I love the picture of him in the mirror with his dick sticking out.  Still can’t figure out why he didn’t keep it safely, though. Maybe he wanted it to leak …

Maybe …

Enough of this idle speculation. Let’s just enjoy the images of these nice people whenever we can get them, shall we?