Catholic priest shows gay porn

Once again, the BBC report confirms what we all know already; that the Catholic Church, that bastion of anti-gay sentiment, is teeming with homosexual priests. Not only are there gay priests galore serving up sanctimonious homilies all over the world, they also understand that, contrary to what their head-in-the-sand octogenarian leaders in Rome would have you believe, the only thing that doesn’t stop for any man is change.

“He was visibly shaken and flustered,” said the parents. “He gave no explanation or apology to the group and bolted out of the room.

So, the priests have changed with the times and, like everyone else, are getting their sexual kicks from porn they keep on their computers and flash drives. Alas, Father Martin McVeigh came a-cropper when the porn on the memory stick he happened to be using popped up instead of the PowerPoint presentation he was supposed to be showing parents and some of their children.

Oops! I must say that had I been in the venerable father’s shoes, I, too, would have bolted like a bat out of hell from the room, and perhaps from the priesthood, too.

Ha, Ha, Ha.